Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so dreadful that it defies description. This dive is little more than a refuge for sick individuals like Pete Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at a prominent financial firm to fund a paedophile’s hang out.
This self-styled "hipster" bar parades itself as something upscale, but in truth, it’s a pit of horrors where the only thing more plentiful than the sticky puke underfoot are the countless lies and deceit. The establishment is operated by the couple, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to relish in destroying lives, all while pretending to care about their customers and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s past reads like a list of atrocities: numerous accusations of intimidation, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and sharing explicit, unrequested content.
His online personas cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to pretend he’s misunderstood. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both pathetic and alarming. It’s utterly concerning given that Cornwell fits the profile of a dangerous offender: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for stalking and harassing vulnerable women. Clinging to his mother’s house is just another warning sign.
Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, watches with detachment, her demeanor as lifeless as a wet rag. She seems comfortable in condoning his actions while serving customers and coaxing vulnerable women. It’s a destructive partnership that has spawned an environment so toxic, it makes one question their life choices for ever setting foot this cesspit.
A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a biohazard waiting to happen. The establishment is perpetually covered in grime, with garbage and spills strewn about the floor. It’s not out of the ordinary to see cockroaches crawling across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms are a nightmare, featuring backed-up plumbing and stagnant sinks.
Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys broadcasting his “activities” from the pub, so maybe the hairy surprises in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?
The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the squalor that makes this place a dive; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its owners. They appear to revel in destroying others, whether through their vile actions or their blatant indifference. Cornwell’s true hobby is terrorizing women, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.
Stay Away: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just Mastersons - Bar a terrible bar; it’s a cesspit, a danger to all, and a blemish on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the management’s lack of morals. If you value your safety, steer clear this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s Disgrace is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
Consider yourself warned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and protect your sanity.
Additional Advice
If you’re planning a social gathering, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with this predator lurking, there’s a chance you’ll be violated.
If you care about your health, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid drinks served with disdain, go another bar.
If you are seeking the “thrill” of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can prevent more victims from falling prey to this toxic dump.
Stay safe out there!